Yowza

Saturday I had a throat ache on one side. Sunday, I had an entirely inflammated throat. Monday I woke up with the throatache gone and felt relatively ok – until the day progressed and my head started to kill me. When I looked into the mirror, I saw my eyes were bloodshot.
Tuesday was crappy. Sneezing, coughing, taking pills for the headache. Collegues started to shun me. Wednesday the client started asking whether I was really feeling good enough to work – a look in the mirror showed me squinted eyes because of the headache, a bleak face and redrimmed, puffy eyes. In fact, I looked like shit.

This morning shifting my head turned out to be agony. I think it is clogged up to my brain or something. I can breathe relatively well, so I am getting worried that things are stuck there.

Rhinocaps, here I come.

4 Comments

  1. Marjolein
    Dec 21, 2006

    Get well soon!

  2. Perine
    Dec 21, 2006

    *sends over virtual chicken soup*

    Take care and get well!!

  3. Kat
    Dec 22, 2006

    Bummer. :( Hope you feel better.

    …what’s a rhinocap?

  4. Ishamael
    Dec 22, 2006

    A Rhinocap is a rectal suppository normally administrated to a sick Rhinoceros, but can be used on humans too. The main difficulty with this however, is the difference in “size”, making the human insertion somewhat painful, but with adding some lubricant things should go smoothly, and the symptoms should disappear. The patient should administer a pill every 4 hours for the desired effect.

    And @topic: bummer, hope you get well soon again…!